A crusade against (what appears to be) the dominant footwear choice for men these days.
I’m strollin’, strollin’ (reprise)
Catching a tan?
Are you guys having a conference over there?
You sir, look like the kind of man who’d give his child mucus colored pants.
What’s that? Oh, you did give your kid mucus colored pants. Sorry.
Hiding in the shadows, are we?
Sturdy, if anything.
They say the suit makes the man. Well, the shoes break the man.
Cuffs come and go. Square toes are never in style.
What are these? Rattlesnakes?
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